
"I don't even think the horses know that they're racing, do they? They must get to the end and go, 'We were just here! What was the point of that? This is where we were! That was the longest possible route you could take to get where you wanted to be! Why didn't we just stay here? We would've been first!'" - Jerry Seinfeld
This past weekend brought us the action-packed excitement of the Indianapolis 500. In most years, cars scurry around the two and a half mile rectangular oval track for about three hours and then drink milk. Snore! However, as this year's race was punctuated by a two and a half hour rain delay and with a full one-third of the laps run under a caution flag, how could anyone justify peeling their eyes away from the coverage?
But, like most activities in our world, racing can be made even more fun by taking it to outer-space. Thank the heavens for today's
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