The end of something good

"I had a great time, and my only question is: If this is so great, why don't we turn off the TV for the other 51 weeks of the year?" — Benjamin Loxley, 2nd grader, Lewisboro, New Jersey

Yeah right, Benjamin, you little suck-up. That idiot actually thinks life without television would be better. Let's see how far that gets him with the ladies.

But really, where would we be without television? Just ask the TV Turnoff Network. Two weeks ago, these idiots decided to organize a campaign against television. Fighting against an American tradition is just something you don't do. That would be like me getting a bunch of friends together to protest apple pies. Everyone loves apple pies. And everyone loves the "vast wasteland" called television; that's why I'm bringing you Your Daily Click.

The reason for this site is simple: It's hard to remember when the season finale of your favorite show is scheduled to air. And it's a very simple (read: not interactive) site that lets you find out. Enjoy.