Bored game

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

When you hear the terms mouse trap, operation, sorry, or battleship, you probably don't immediately think of ensnaring rodents, surgery, apologizing, or naval warfare. Instead, our twisted society has somehow embedded into our minds that these things are board games. Well, this is not a game, this is life (which, coincidentally, is also a board game).

The name "board game" is certainly no coincidence. The only real reasons to be playing one are if you are (1) bored or (2) drunk. And, as today is Friday (as confirmed by this previous Your Daily Click), you have likely fulfilled one of the two requirements to play today's Your Daily Click. Use your mouse to roll the dice and make your way across the board. Don't let the cops catch up or you will be forced to do some hard time at Milkatraz. Enjoy.