
"What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher. What we can't understand we call nonsense. What we can't read we call gibberish." - Chuck Palahniuk
A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. The second rabbi looks suprised, and after a moments pause says, "You know that's funny because MY son also went away and came back a Christian!" My hope is that when they look down in my coffin they say, "Look! He's moving!"
Huh.
Guess it doesn't work with everything. Try today's
No comments:
Post a Comment