Travel light

"Wouldn't it be awesome if we could just travel around instantly to where we needed to go with teleporters?" - Bryan W.

Seriously. Bryan said that. Over the weekend. Randomly and unprovoked. When I was driving him around Dallas. And certainly, it would be great. Unfortunately, you might recall Roald Dahl's findings concerning human teleportation as outlined in his thesis entitled "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". More specifically, upon being teleported, you will shrink down to a miniature size, thereby requiring a visit to the Taffy Pulling Room to be stretched back to normalcy, albeit thinner.

Fear not, brave visitors. Today's Your Daily Click gives you a taste of the potential of teleportation. Shoot out a blue and a yellow teleporter. Jump into one and pop out of the other. [The speed at which you enter one teleporter dictates how fast you will exit the other.] Enjoy. Happy Halloween!

Walkthroughs available on YouTube if you can't figure out a particular level.

When worlds kaleid

Create your own kaleidoscope. Pretty freaking sweet. Your Daily Click. Enjoy.

Heil, kitty, kitty

Are you offended easily. You'll love Your Daily Click. Blame Leann for the link. Enjoy.

WTF? (Volume 13)

No two people look the same. This kindergarten lesson is wrong. There are exactly 759,375 combinations of people.

Think that's crazy? I think that's Your Daily Click. It made me (and Lily, the submitter) say WTF? What the Friday? Enjoy.

"You" can quote me on it

Some "blogs" just don't need any type of "explanation" or "introduction."

Today's "Your Daily Click" is one of those blogs "I" am referring to. "Enjoy."

Red Square

Russia hasn't quite advanced to the gaming level of the United States, but I say more power to 'em if they can create games like today's Your Daily Click.

The instructions are simple. Try to avoid the blue squares and the walls for as long as you can. If you make it 18 seconds, you're a genius. I topped out at just over 8.4 seconds. Good luck, and enjoy. Thanks to Lily for another great site.

Plus it expands when you add water...

Rather than write my own poorly worded and far-from-clever introduction, I'll let the submitter of today's link do the talking.

"Feed a hungry person by answering vocab questions. Perfect for the socially conscious high schooler prepping for the SATs, but also good for other compassionate individuals."

It's Your Daily Click. Enjoy! Thanks to Lily for the site. And for the writeup!

WFT? (Volume 12)

Stop what you're doing because these rabbits don't approve of it.

Your Daily Click today calls for a WTF? (What the Friday?) Enjoy.

What are you supposed to be?

For three or four Halloweens when I was little I was a baseball player. That meant the same Little League Baseball uniform I wore earlier that year for games was now supposed to be a cute costume.

But it worked. I got candy.

Now's the time when you're supposed to start thinking of that Halloween costume. I'm going to be a ghost or a hobo this year, not sure which.

If you're not sure either, Your Daily Click will help. It gives you some pointers on how to create a costume that resembles some newsworthy celebrities. (See Phil Spector above). Enjoy.

Seriously funny

"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Seriously. I have no idea what to say about this site. Just trust me and blindly click it.

It's today's Your Daily Click. Enjoy.

Fly free (or close)

Don't you hate it when you book a flight and then a week later someone else books a flight on the same airline and same days for hundreds less?

Your Daily Click will help you make sure that never happens again.

Enjoy.

Fill in the blank

Your Daily Click asks you to name the movie by showing only the actors' clothes (not the actors themselves).

Example: That's one of my favorites, "Fargo," above.

Good luck, and enjoy.

Bamb-ooh

Did you get your pandafix today?

Your Daily Click is here for you if not. Enjoy.

Jump for joy

"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down." - Rita Rudner

Sometimes, you just get that uncontrollable urge to jump around on top of your keyboard, but you're smart enough to know that your boss would see this and know that you weren't doing your job. But, you might ask, how can I curb this desire while still maintaining a façade of productivity?

Look no further than today's Your Daily Click. Just another helpful pointer from me to you. No charge, just pay it forward. Enjoy.

In time

With each tick of the minute hand on a clock, the world brings life, death, love and hate.

With each tick of the minute hand on Your Daily Click, the world brings humor, wonder, happiness and interest.

That's called parallel structure.

Today's Click takes submitted photos from around the world and uses them to show you the current time. Enjoy.

Size matters

Today's Your Daily Click is really cool. It takes a picture and intelligently resizes it so you lose the dead space without distorting everything.

The two pictures above are the same photo. The skinnier one has been resized using today's Click. Pretty cool, no? Notice how the dead space between the swimmers has been lessened.

Play around and commit some photographic ethics violations. Enjoy.

It's your wedding day

“A happy bridesmaid makes a happy bride.”
— Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Well if that's true, Alfred, what does an ugly bridesmaid make? It's an odd question that's answered by today's site by bringing you the ugliest bridesmaid dresses ever worn. Some of them make me say: WTF? What the Friday? Your Daily Click. Enjoy.

Generation after generation

An: "But why would you link to another blog? That's suicide."

Bryan: "I have to give the people what they desire."

An: "As you wish."

(Note: conversation did not actually happen)

Your Daily Click. It's a blog of generators. Enjoy.

Garfield: The Remix

"What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher. What we can't understand we call nonsense. What we can't read we call gibberish." - Chuck Palahniuk

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. The second rabbi looks suprised, and after a moments pause says, "You know that's funny because MY son also went away and came back a Christian!" My hope is that when they look down in my coffin they say, "Look! He's moving!"

Huh.

Guess it doesn't work with everything. Try today's Your Daily Click for some better results. Enjoy.

World cuisine

Take a look at what people from around the world put on their dinner table each night with this feature from Time magazine. Each picture shows what the family eats in an average week — and how much they spend on food in a week. Some spend $5 (U.S.) while others spend more than $500 (U.S.) each week. It's food for thought.

It's Your Daily Click, and we thank Lily for the submission. Enjoy.

Get in the Swing of It

"In baseball, you don't know nothing."

— Yogi Berra

I think a game is long overdue, don't you? Well in honor of today's Wild Card playoff game, Your Daily Click brings you America's sport: video games. Oh, and baseball. A baseball video game. Enjoy. And thanks to Greg for today's site.