WTF (Volume 10)

Now for something completely different.

It's happened to all of us. You've done something horrible or illegal or shameful or just plain rude, and you need to flee. You could leave for Canada or South America, but who wants to leave the greatest country on Earth to do that? My point exactly.

No, you need Your Daily Click. It will teach you how to disappear without a trace in the United States, with helpful hints like:

"A cup of coffee on the dashboard in front of a guy or gal wearing work clothes arouses no suspicions. You're on your way to work, not running from someone."

or

"I don't know anything about dock working and I suspect that dock workers are trade unionized. If you lack marketable skills, you might check into dock work."

or

"Get a couple of books and put them on your dash board. Something from Ann Rand and Albert Einstein, maybe, or something containing intellectual material. Criminals don't read -- they're stupid: That's why they're criminals."

I actually found myself reading the entire article, and it was both funny and useful. But the whole time, I must admit, I was thinking: WTF? What The Friday? Thanks to Lily for sending this in. (Who is she running from?) Enjoy.