WTF (Volume 10)

Now for something completely different.

It's happened to all of us. You've done something horrible or illegal or shameful or just plain rude, and you need to flee. You could leave for Canada or South America, but who wants to leave the greatest country on Earth to do that? My point exactly.

No, you need Your Daily Click. It will teach you how to disappear without a trace in the United States, with helpful hints like:

"A cup of coffee on the dashboard in front of a guy or gal wearing work clothes arouses no suspicions. You're on your way to work, not running from someone."

or

"I don't know anything about dock working and I suspect that dock workers are trade unionized. If you lack marketable skills, you might check into dock work."

or

"Get a couple of books and put them on your dash board. Something from Ann Rand and Albert Einstein, maybe, or something containing intellectual material. Criminals don't read -- they're stupid: That's why they're criminals."

I actually found myself reading the entire article, and it was both funny and useful. But the whole time, I must admit, I was thinking: WTF? What The Friday? Thanks to Lily for sending this in. (Who is she running from?) Enjoy.

Extreme close-up!

Sometimes you don't want to see incredible detail. Like when watching Renee Zellweger on an HDTV. Or "Ugly Betty" (see above). But today's Your Daily Click is an exception. Detail is a very good (and cool) thing. Enjoy.

Laws of attraction

"You can't blame gravity for falling in love." - Albert Einstein

If you find yourself bored with today's game before beating at least a few levels, you might be over 30 years old. You've likely also forgotten what makes Cinnimon Toast Crunch so popular. (It's actually the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite.) I, however, find that the speed at which I move towards today's Your Daily Click increases at a rate of 9.8 meters per second every second. Aim your bullet (?) at the rotating purple thing (?), taking advantage of any of the spiky cirlce gravity pods (?) and avoiding the walls (those things are called walls, no question.) Enjoy.

You're being watched

Would you have passed the wallet test? Not me. I love cash. Your Daily Click. Enjoy.

Is there moral fiber in your diet?

Take this test to find out. Your Daily Click will have you thinking. Enjoy.

Not your type

Today's Your Daily Click gives you the chance to convert your face into text. And really, who doesn't want to do that? Enjoy.

Yar Daily Click

"When I was about 5 I think, I desperately wanted to be a pirate and have the hat and everything." - Keira Knightley

Is it already September 19th?

Well, thanks to Your Daily Click you didn't forget about this important holiday. Enjoy.

A game about nothing

I have nothing to say about this "Seinfeld"-inspired game. Your Daily Click. Enjoy.

Some light reading

Nobody likes to read those really thick books. They're a daunting task. Well, Your Daily Click brings you a filter for Amazon.com that will only show you books that are less than 200 pages. Now that's something I can really get into. Enjoy.

WTF? (Volume 9)

The commercials that these guys make made me wonder: WTF? What the Friday? Your Daily Click is a strange one. Enjoy.

What's for breakfast?

It's the most important meal of the day. Now it's the most important Web site of today. Your Daily Click. Enjoy.

Oh, I remember those

"No one is useless in the world who lightens the burden of it for anyone else." - Charles Dickens

Do you ever think ahead in your life and dread the hours you'll inevitably have to spend and the stress you'll have to endure drawing a portrait of one of your partygoers on an Etch-a-Sketch as a means of entertaining your guests?

Well, not only does this guy enjoy tinkering with those two little white dials, he loves it so much, he'll even work his magic at your social gathering (for a small fee of course). It's Your Daily Click and it gives you a pretty good idea of just how much free time some people have. Enjoy.

A mile in your shoes

When you are looking for a new place to live, the first thing you should consider is how far away the nearest Starbucks is. That's the American dream: to live within walking distance from a Starbucks. Your Daily Click will help you find your way. Thanks to Leann and Lily for pointing this out. Enjoy.

The clock is ticking

In 1850, only about 28 percent of people lived to be 40. If that happened today, it would mean you had a mid-life crisis before you could drink and so you wouldn't legally be able to drink your problems away. Huh. Anyway, things are better here in 2007. Here's a quick tool to find out just how much better things are for you. It's Your Daily Click. Thanks to Don for sending this in. Enjoy.

Size matters

If you've ever wondered whose wikipedia page, Katie Holmes' or Oliver Wendell Holmes', is a longer entry, today's Your Daily Click is for you. Enjoy.

I don't think you're ready for this

"When the tide of misfortune moves over you, even jelly will break your teeth" - Persian Proverb

Kill the other Jelly. It's Your Daily Click. Enjoy.

Come back

Get out that time machine, Doc Brown, because Your Daily Click is taking you back with a site that tells you what happened on any date in history. Try your birthday, for example. Enjoy.

Labor of love

So I decided to work on Labor Day. But not very hard, so I'll let Dane Cook do the talking:

"Couldn't spell when I was a little kid, I couldn't spell. So my parents were all concerned so they went down to the, uh, toy store. They bought me a little red box called Speak ... & Spell. You remember that? Speak & Spell?
"They shouldn't have called it Speak & Spell. What they should've called it was Speak... Like the Devil!...
"That thing would wake me in the middle of the night like 2 in the morning...
'Play with me! Get up, I wanna spell right now!'
"I'm 8 years old. I spell great. I talk like a freak."

It's a lot funnier when you're not reading it. Anyway, it's Your Daily Click. Enjoy.